PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta discuss about the real scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more then just peeking. It's a whole scene. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the behind-the-scenes. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went flying into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon